Today I present a parody song, from the Marsh Family, about the “signalgate” scandal.
plus more Trump jokes taken from comments on a single Youtube (see footnotes).
As you know, when a journalist reported that there was a scandal of an unsecured chat, that included an American envoy in Moscow, several high ranking people on the signal chat, as well as President Trump who was not even part of the chat group, atack-attack-attacked the poor journalist, by lying about him.
Also, they testified before congress that nothing in the chat was classified.
Whereupon the journalist released the entire “safe” —because “not” classified— text of the chat: text that would have endangered the lives of the strike force pilots had it been intercepted at the time.
Calling it a clown show is an insult to clowns
(regarding the journalist, Goldberg, who was accidentally included in the chat): Goldberg probably doubled the IQ when he entered the chat.
The icing on the cake is that Witkoff was is Moscow during the chat. Did he use Russian mobile internet?
He was using the Kremlin free wifi
Well, well, well – looks like Tweedle Dum & Tweedle Dee, Big Bird, Jar-Jar Binks, and the Hey Kool-Aid Pitcher were finally able to synchronize their busy schedules and hold that group chat after all.
Another brilliant cost cutting measure spearheaded by DOGE
It’s a clear signal that replacing DEI with DUI has led to knowledge and competence leaving the Chat group.
Elect a clown, and of course get a circus. Quelle surprise!
I call them Clownservatives
Nobody is talking about how Trump was left out of the loop of this … thats crazy to me now that you point it out.
Sleepy Trump …
It’s just never-ending: every single day there’s something else. I just can’t believe this is gonna go on for four years. Something needs to be done. I’m in a state of high anxiety every day… —and I live in Australia.
4 years, if we’re lucky.
Is there too much lead in the water in the USA?
There’s a serious lack of intelligence in US intelligence these days…. Crusty the clown is head of the CIA!!
Who would have thought that the term: “Imperial decline” would be a polite commentary on a government .
If there was no texting of classified info then they have no problem with it all being made public, right Pete & Tulsi ?
Signalgate: What didn’t the president know, and when did he ever know anything?
Excuse me, Vlad., but Trump is indeed putting in the work: Them golf balls ain’t gonna whack themselves.
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Sean Crawford
Canada
March
2025
Footnotes:
Source of comments: London philosopher Vlad Vexler, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCbRq4F0RV0
Parody song, “You were not supposed to message it through”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPfwtXulKS4
Two sample comments under the Marsh Family song:
As an American living permanently in Canada (Yes, that Canada) I love watching your incredibly talented (and so socially aware) family as it give me hope for the younger generations of the USA who will be burdened with the task of repairing what is being broken.
You nailed it again, faster than the US senate could react to a breach of security that effects the world! Go Marsh!
